Thursday, May 22, 2008

There's something about Monopoly and Grey's Anatomy that makes me want to curse...

No, really. Filthy words. I make sailors turn and stare. They ask me to please have some class. But tonight I cannot restrain myself. If you are easily offended, or you are my mother, please stop reading now. Okay...now!

Holy Fucking Shit!
Seriously? Seriously!

Grey's was...mindblowing. Seriously! (that's #3. Trying to limit my seriouslies tonight. Wait, seriously's? seriouslys? seriouslies? serious lies? The word serious has lost all meaning to me, but I digress) Amazing. I think my television had an orgasm (I came pretty close myself) It's downstairs having a cigarette as we speak. Where to start? The boy trapped in the cement was interesting. He was cute, kind of a geek, just my style. He reminded me of a certain Blockbuster employee who has the hots for me. (We'll just call him Dorvy)

Meredith's psychiatrist/psychologist/whatever the hell she is was as obnoxious as ever tonight. She kept telling Mer that the answer was right in front of her. Like she was solving some sort of freaking riddle. It reminded me of those Nancy Drew games I used to play. You get stuck and call one of Nancy's friends for help and they say something like "Gee, Nance, you're a smart kid, you'll figure it out." Meredith did finally get it, thank God, but it was just as cheesy when she figured out the answer. Ugh, moving on...

Something about George and Lexie...and Alex has two...tangerines was it?

Speaking of Alex. That one man put me through so many emotions tonight, I think I need a drink. Yay, he has a soul! Boo, he called Izzie a stupid bitch! Aww, honey please don't cry! I must admit that I've been secretly hoping for some more Alex/Izzie romance. But the kiss at the end just made me ball like a baby (inwardly, of course) Not really sexy, just sweet, and sad and wet.

Know what else is not really sexy? Callie and Erica kissing. Ew, I just tasted my lasagna again. Apparently I was wrong to believe that Callie loved penis. How could I have been so blind? The disgust then, was not at Hahn, but at her own desire for Hahn? She was torn between what her head knew she was supposed to do and what her heart yearned for? There's that gag reflex again.

Derek and Meredith FINALLY got it right. They saved a patient, made medical history, and more importantly realized they were meant to be together. All together now...Awwww! There was some slight anxiety during those final moments about whether or not they would actually find each other. Derek went to Meredith's, Meredith went to Derek's, they probably passed each other a few times on the freeway. I understand this. My family has this problem when we all go Christmas shopping. Mom said she'd be in the shoes, but she's looking for dad in the sporting goods, but he's hanging out by the bathrooms. At some point, people start calling each other and we all meet up somewhere. What? Derek doesn't have Meredith's phone number? Eventually, they do find each other, and Meredith has set up an elaborate display complete with little spiel about how much she loves Derek. Sweet, but I have some problems with this. First of all, How quickly did Meredith come up with this plan? When she arrived at Derek's house, she was not carrying an armful of candles. Was she like "Hey, he's not here yet. I'll make a home out of hundreds of candles to be ready when he arrives." Second, How did she get that many candles. If you're trying to tell me that Derek has a hundred white pillar candles in glass jars lying around in his trailer, I'm not buying it. Third, did she carry them all down there two or three at a time? Did she use a wheelbarrow? Cute idea, Shonda, but not. very. logical.

The Adrenaline is starting to wear off. I feel like I could sleep for years, or at least until Grey's comes back in the fall.

Adieu to you <3

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