Wednesday, June 4, 2008

Ask and it shall be given...right?

Dear God,
I'm not trying to be pushy. It's just that it's been a while since I've had a boyfriend, and you know my last one was not so great. So, I was wondering if you thought I could possibly get one sometime soon-ish. I'm not picky, you know. He doesn't have to be my soulmate or anything. I've read the Christian dating books, I understand that you're busy working on the man I'm supposed to spend the rest of my life with. And hey, I know it's not easy trying to make a slightly nerdier version of Bret Michaels. And then trying to find one with curly brown hair (to give my children the best chance of having curly hair) No, I get it, these special requests take some time. I can wait. But if you could just send me one of your backups or something, just to tide me over, that would be great. Thanks,


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