I don't look good without my clothes on

I don't believe that

Well maybe someday you'll see

Were you mauled by a bear or something?

Shoot no, just chubby

Well I'm sure if we were doing that, I wouldn't be thinking about your physical imperfections

Doing what?

You know.

I wasn't talking about that.

Oh well you said if you had no clothes on...I just assumed...I mean why else would you not have clothes on?

Swimming...Tanning...

Okay well when we go tanning together, I'll make sure to avert my eyes so I don't have to look at your hideous form.

Thank you.

You're welcome.