Narnia + Regina Spektor = Lovely

Let me first say this: I don't typically enjoy reading blogs which consist mainly of song lyrics, poems, book excerpts etc. It's kind of...boring. You may have noticed that my blog is not boring. That is no accident. I purpose in my heart, with every post that I write, to make this blog as un-boring as possible. But this is a lovely song. <3

It started out as a feeling, which then grew into a hope
which then turned into a quiet thought, which then turned into a quiet word.
And then that word grew louder and louder until it was a battle cry.
I'll come back when you call me, no need to say goodbye.

Just because everything's changing doesn't mean it's never been this way before.
All you can do is try to know who your friends are as you head off to the war.
Pick a star on the dark horizon and follow the light,
You'll come back when it's over, no need to say goodbye.
You'll come back when it's over, no need to say goodbye.

Now we're back to the beginning. It's just a feeling and no one knows yet.
But just because they can't feel it too doesn't mean that you have to forget.
Let your memories grow stronger and stronger, 'til they're before your eyes.
You'll come back when they call you, no need to say goodbye.
You'll come back when they call you, no need to say goodbye.

There's something about Monopoly and Grey's Anatomy that makes me want to curse...

No, really. Filthy words. I make sailors turn and stare. They ask me to please have some class. But tonight I cannot restrain myself. If you are easily offended, or you are my mother, please stop reading now. Okay...now!

Holy Fucking Shit!
Seriously? Seriously!

Grey's was...mindblowing. Seriously! (that's #3. Trying to limit my seriouslies tonight. Wait, seriously's? seriouslys? seriouslies? serious lies? The word serious has lost all meaning to me, but I digress) Amazing. I think my television had an orgasm (I came pretty close myself) It's downstairs having a cigarette as we speak. Where to start? The boy trapped in the cement was interesting. He was cute, kind of a geek, just my style. He reminded me of a certain Blockbuster employee who has the hots for me. (We'll just call him Dorvy)

Meredith's psychiatrist/psychologist/whatever the hell she is was as obnoxious as ever tonight. She kept telling Mer that the answer was right in front of her. Like she was solving some sort of freaking riddle. It reminded me of those Nancy Drew games I used to play. You get stuck and call one of Nancy's friends for help and they say something like "Gee, Nance, you're a smart kid, you'll figure it out." Meredith did finally get it, thank God, but it was just as cheesy when she figured out the answer. Ugh, moving on...

Something about George and Lexie...and Alex has two...tangerines was it?

Speaking of Alex. That one man put me through so many emotions tonight, I think I need a drink. Yay, he has a soul! Boo, he called Izzie a stupid bitch! Aww, honey please don't cry! I must admit that I've been secretly hoping for some more Alex/Izzie romance. But the kiss at the end just made me ball like a baby (inwardly, of course) Not really sexy, just sweet, and sad and wet.

Know what else is not really sexy? Callie and Erica kissing. Ew, I just tasted my lasagna again. Apparently I was wrong to believe that Callie loved penis. How could I have been so blind? The disgust then, was not at Hahn, but at her own desire for Hahn? She was torn between what her head knew she was supposed to do and what her heart yearned for? There's that gag reflex again.

Derek and Meredith FINALLY got it right. They saved a patient, made medical history, and more importantly realized they were meant to be together. All together now...Awwww! There was some slight anxiety during those final moments about whether or not they would actually find each other. Derek went to Meredith's, Meredith went to Derek's, they probably passed each other a few times on the freeway. I understand this. My family has this problem when we all go Christmas shopping. Mom said she'd be in the shoes, but she's looking for dad in the sporting goods, but he's hanging out by the bathrooms. At some point, people start calling each other and we all meet up somewhere. What? Derek doesn't have Meredith's phone number? Eventually, they do find each other, and Meredith has set up an elaborate display complete with little spiel about how much she loves Derek. Sweet, but I have some problems with this. First of all, How quickly did Meredith come up with this plan? When she arrived at Derek's house, she was not carrying an armful of candles. Was she like "Hey, he's not here yet. I'll make a home out of hundreds of candles to be ready when he arrives." Second, How did she get that many candles. If you're trying to tell me that Derek has a hundred white pillar candles in glass jars lying around in his trailer, I'm not buying it. Third, did she carry them all down there two or three at a time? Did she use a wheelbarrow? Cute idea, Shonda, but not. very. logical.

The Adrenaline is starting to wear off. I feel like I could sleep for years, or at least until Grey's comes back in the fall.

Adieu to you <3

"We screw boys like whores on tequila..."

Ah, Grey's Anatomy. In case you didn't know (i.e. you were living in an underground cave, you were in a coma etc.) Grey's has returned. It's back, and it brought with it the little piece of my soul that the writer's guild stole with their strike.

SOME NEW DEVELOPMENTS:

Mark was hoping it was his turn to have sex with Derek. Perhaps this is why he was trying to style his hair just like Derek's?


Calica? Ericallie?
There's something skeevy going on between Callie and Dr. Hahn, but Callie insists to Addison that she likes penises. (Ew, I just felt skeevy writing that word) I believe Callie when she says this, mostly because of the look of pure disgust when Hahn lovingly pulls a hair out of callie's lip gloss. But if this is true, what was she doing with George? Oh Zing!


Speaking of George...lately he's seemed sort of--how do I put this?--Asshole-ish
I didn't appreciate the way he kept ignoring Izzie and leaving her out. And he moved in with Lexie, who can take a flying leap for all I care. Asshole. But he kinda made up for it at the end with this: "You know, whenever anyone says something really funny and I laugh I always look around to see if you think it's funny too. Even when you are not there, I look around."


Addison was back just long enough to call Callie a lesbian and threaten to kick Meredith's ass. I think she also may have saved a baby's life or something.

Bailey had some sort of heart to heart with Addison about how her life is falling apart, but I didn't hear all of it as I was too busy concentrating on how huge her lips are.

Alex got a visit from Jane Doe/Ava/Rebecca who claims to be pregnant with his baby. He kinda acted like a jerk. Then he helped save a baby, gave the longest speech I've ever heard out of him, and apparently decided to be like an actual human with a soul. In the last shot we see of him, he is in the classic "I'm gonna be a daddy pose" with his hand on Javabecca's (that works, right?) belly. Then we find out that she is not really pregnant. (GASP!) That bitch.

Mmhmm...it was good!